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Before you do get in touch, please consider the following: 

  • I don’t do unpaid pitches, trials, or copy tests (in 20 plus years at top London agencies it’s been tested enough)
  • I’m not interested in a link exchange
  • I don’t want to hire a web designer or an SEO expert
  • And I don’t do anything for exposure (pretty sure it’s still an arrestable offence in the UK)
  • No recruiters, not ever, thank you

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